NEW YORK TIMES - SUNDAY EDITION

According to a new study published in the United States and Britain, long term use of the drug Viagra eventually DESTROYS a male's sex drive. In explanation, the researchers and doctors who have been monitoring the long term effects of Viagra have noted how it basically provides a "temporary boost" to a male's sex drive, but at the same time "corrodes a male's natural sex drive until the drug stops working" on the male user.

It basically works like a light methaphetamine. Methaphetamines are illegal in the United States (and many other countries, but their addictive ability is mostly due to the fact that they are a powerful aphrodisiac. But longterm use of methaphetamines eventually causes a male's sex drive to be destroyed completely.

Methaphetamines cause a male to lose his sex drive in 6 to 7 months of regular usage. The #1 reason to use "meth" is its sexual boosting properties, despite awareness that it eventually destroys sexual appetite. A U.S. National Institute on Drug Abuse survey in 2002 found 12.4 million Americans at least 12 years old had tried meth at least once.

Viagra destroys a male's sex drive in approximately 2 to 3 years of regular usage.

Once the 2 drugs have destroyed a male's sex drive, they can't have sex at all.

Also, doctors noted that the penises of approximately 60% of test patients shrunk during the 3 years that they used viagra. One more reason to stop using.

Long term users of viagra in the United States are currently organizing a class action suit against the companies that produce viagra, claiming the drug was not properly tested before making it publicly available.

SUZY MACNEVIN - COMMENTARY

Ha ha ha ha!!!!! I can't stop laughing... Suddenly it feels like PART of the book "A Handmaid's Tale" might actually become true... men will become impotent and unable to have children because they overused VIAGRA in an effort to "perform" better. How funny.

But instead they're sex drive is DESTROYED after long term use AND their dick shrinks!

I love it!

For all of those years of women getting breast implants and other forms of surgery, and the health problems that result from them... now its time for MEN to get a turn.

I can just imagine the scene in the doctor's office...

"Um, doctor... the viagra doesn't seem to be working anymore..." - Upset Patient.

"Oh really? Maybe its just psychological. Don't worry about it!" - Doctor Afraid Of Getting Sued.

"Oh, and my penis shrunk. Is that psychological too?" - Upset Patient.

"No. But you might need to get glasses..." - Doctor Looks At His Watch. "Time for my next patient..."